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Shocktober! welcome to the spookiest of the months and milkshake meatshake's second halloween! We've got a bunch of fun spooky things for you to play with including post bingo, a pumpkin hunt and some games! get into the spirit and come up with a creepy name for your character and submit your favourite halloween songs for our playlist! All the details are right here, ghoulfriends!

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23 august: a year ago today, zero came out of hiding and stopped stalking milkshake - she finally joined us! because max missed zero's bday this year, the second best date to celebrate zero's existence is the day she came into our lives! enjoy our shineeshake games!

14 august: today we're flipping out a quick little activity check! please read all the details here!

1 august: happy earth day nova milkshake! happy engagement zero!

1 june: ayo ladies & gentlemen, this is milkshake's one year anniversary! it's a massive milestone for a number of reasons, but most importantly it's very symbolic of the friendship and totally insane plots we have come up with over the last twelve months. thank you to everyone who has brought their sunshine and light to milkshake and jumped into all our adventures with us! we love you so much ♥

23 april HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZERO!!!! today our lil peppa was born and this gross world became so much brighter <33 have an amazing day beautiful, and know that we all love you!! <3

20 march come play our first monthly post bingo! lasting until the end of april!

11 march this month's of the whenevers are up! congratulations all our wonderful players c: you're the best!

1 march we are eight months old! thank you for everyone who has kept milkshake the amazing, friendly, safe place it is <3

21 Feb. nominate the OTMs which should be renamed the of the whenevers

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17 Dec. merry christmas friends! christmas is just next week so we're not going to do a MASSIVE event but there's still some fun things to do and don't forget to complete the activity check
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Oct. HALLOWEEN Things are getting pretty spooky around milkshake! MEATSHAKE! Stay tuned for mini events and games being progressively released in the lead up to our spookiest holiday!
28 Sept. HAPPY JAAN DAY! today we celebrate the day that jaan was born, just a few moons ago! thank you for being born, jaan, thank you for being on this planet with us and thank you for being our amazing lovebug who will only ever cheer us on and never hold us back. This day is for YOU, baby!!
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» if you're under him, you ain't gettin' ( o v e r ) him, #milo
werewolf woo
 Posted: Sep 4 2017, 10:51 AM
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the hills
I only call you when it's half past five The only time that I'll be by your side I only love it when you touch me, not feel me When I'm fucked up, that's the real me. I just fucked two bitches 'fore I saw you Always tryna send me off to rehab Drugs started feelin' like it's decaf
With the number of tattoos already on his body, getting to the tattoo parlour was almost like heading to school – familiar to the point that he could stare down at his phone while walking without the repercussions of potentially running into a post. Each of the works – full sleeves along both of his arms, over his chest, some on his back and thighs – had particular meaning to him (based on the portfolios he made of the individuals he took special pictures of, things that connected him to his work) and ever since he’d taken a few pictures of that one performer a few weeks ago, he found himself itching to go under the needle again. (Something fiery, something that screamed raw power and would remind him of that buzz as he stroked over thick black lines).

Charlie pushed the door to the parlour open, glancing around to take in the relative emptiness (how early had he woken up?) before making his way up to the counter, eyeing the same board he’d seen the last twenty seven times. ”Hey, Mimi. Miss me?” he teased once he saw the grumpy little kitten on the stool, his fingers itching for the camera he’d left at home – wishing he could take stills of the feline, downward curve of Milo’s mouth, the perpetual I’m pissed and might gut you, asshole narrowness of his eyes. Pretty boys to make Charlie’s walls even prettier. The swimmer tugged at the neck of his tank top (leave it to the fuckboys to wear unpractical clothing in winter weather) before placing his palms flat on the counter, leaning over it to grin at the smaller man. ”You’re looking real cute today.”

He backed up out of precaution – he wouldn’t put it past Milo to give him a swat upside the head, or maybe even a fist to his nose – and twisted his torso so that his side would face the tattoo artist, lifting the hem of his top to show the relative blankness of his tanned skin. ”I want something done here. Would a dragon be too basic?” he laughed, nose scrunching before he dropped the shirt back down, a playful quirk of his eyebrow. ”What do you think? I trust your judgment, just don’t ink a dick on me or something.”

milo SPICA

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milogre shin
 Posted: Sep 5 2017, 07:16 PM
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it's great!!! charlie's great ಥ‿ಥ
while milo would hardly consider himself a morning person, there was something to be said for working the opening shift in a tattoo parlour. nobody came in to get tattoos in the morning - mornings were for the cafe a few stores down, not for getting your skin poked with needles. it left milo free to do just about anything he wished during the morning hours - sketch, organize his workship, take a nap on his chair - all the productive things an average workday couldn't always afford him.

milo was manning the counter (read: playing wiz khalifa's weed farm on his phone) as the door to the parlour opened, and he immediately stood corrected - one idiot came to get tattoos in the morning. his eyes narrowed even more than normal at the nickname before going back to his game. "sorry, do i know you?" he asked, voice monotone. less than ten words between the two of them, and milo was already internally sighing - he needed that stupid nickname to die like yesterday.

unfortunately, because charlie had apparently had some self-preservation instincts buried in there, he backed out of milo's reach before milo could lift a hand against him. instead, he lifted his shirt to give milo a good view of his torso, and milo had to admit that for all of charlie's faults, his body was definitely not one of them. milo's eyes traced the area before it was covered up again, and he looked up at charlie. "cliche, maybe," he said, smirking. "but nothing i've ever done to you has been basic." milo had done a bit of work on charlie's body, and some of it was his favorite work, his most challenging - it was why he still put up with him, milo told himself. "you sure about no dicks? i think it'd really go with your personality. i could draw you up some examples."
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werewolf woo
 Posted: Sep 18 2017, 10:51 AM
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the hills
I only call you when it's half past five The only time that I'll be by your side I only love it when you touch me, not feel me When I'm fucked up, that's the real me. I just fucked two bitches 'fore I saw you Always tryna send me off to rehab Drugs started feelin' like it's decaf
There was something absolutely adorable about how grumpy Milo was – call a bro insane, but Charles seemed to have a thing for the ones who wouldn’t hesitate to castrate him in 0.2 seconds. ”Brighten up, buttercup.” he teased, the tip of his tongue poking past his lips as he took in those dangerously narrowed eyes (and on any other person, he’d threaten to kiss away that frown, but he sort of liked not bleeding and shit, so he wouldn’t push the other that far). ”I’m your favorite customer.” Self-proclaimed, of course, but would the tattoo artist have nearly as much fun without him to keep him on his toes?

They were something like cat and dog – Milo with his hissing nature and disinterest in everything Charlie did, and Charlie with his persistence and annoying quips for attention. (If he had a tail, it’d be unstoppable). His brows quirked – was that a double entendre or was Mimi just happy to see him – and he smirked, puffing his curly fringe out of his eyes. ”We haven’t done everything yet, though. So we’ll see.” he teased, taking the conversation from the I want a bomb ass tattoo route to the I’d like to see you face down in my bed one. It didn’t help that they were talking about dicks now – the foul sort, where Milo could draw hairy balls and a very squat chode – when all his mind could conjure up was how nice his own dick would look between those pretty lips.

”I’dunno, woo me.” he offered the back of his hand to the smaller man, planting his other elbow on the counter. (This was the furthest he’d ever allow Milo to ink a dick on his body – with sharpie – and it was only because ulterior motives lingered as his gaze rested on the cute curve of his nose). ”You can tell me about your ideas for a dope dragon while you work, Picasso.”

milo SPICA


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milogre shin
 Posted: Sep 21 2017, 10:57 PM
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no worries, there's no rush~
with a sigh, milo tapped the power button on his phone and pocketed it, giving up on his game. "i'm ecstatic, can't you tell," he replied, ignoring the fact that charlie had called him buttercup. unfortunately, it wasn't even the worst nickname that charlie had come up with for him - maybe he was becoming immune to them. while milo could admit that charlie was one of his more interesting customers, there were several factors keeping him from being his favorite. mostly his mouth - it was actually a pretty nice mouth, if milo thought about it (which he didn't), just as long as words weren't coming out of it. "nope, my favorite was this 90 year old grandma who came in asking for an anchor on her bicep - you can't compete with that."

suddenly, milo wasn't sure if there were still talking about tattoos or something else entirely, but considering the was charlie he was talking to, that took a lot of the guesswork out. he raised an eyebrow at charlie's words. "what, i haven't poked you enough for you to know how good i am?" milo was still very much referring to his tattoo gun, thanks, but if charlie wanted to read into it more, then that was charlie's choice, and not milo's problem.

he stared at charlie for a moment before uncapping the sharpie and pulling charlie's hand closer to him, holding it in place as he began to scribble crude drawings on it. "i think something a little more ornate would look good there, have it travel up the side and maybe onto your chest some?" he offered, barely looking up from the dick he'd drawn in the limited space he had as he added wings and fire coming out of the end. "it's a dick dragon," he proudly proclaimed as he began to shade in his handiwork, making it something hard to wash off. picasso could suck his ass - this was art.
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werewolf woo
 Posted: Sep 24 2017, 10:01 PM
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I only call you when it's half past five The only time that I'll be by your side I only love it when you touch me, not feel me When I'm fucked up, that's the real me. I just fucked two bitches 'fore I saw you Always tryna send me off to rehab Drugs started feelin' like it's decaf
The corner of Charlie’s mouth twisted up into a teasing half-smile. ”Guess I’ll have to hand it to granny.” he sighed, almost defeated despite the fact that he wasn’t thinking about wrinkly grandma arms at all and more so deep in his filthy fantasies about the tiny tattoo artist behind the counter. ”Did you give her that little goodbye kiss I’ve been waiting for? That’d hurt my feelings if you did, this’ll be the –“ cheeky brown eyes lifted to stare at the ceiling as he counted on his fingers, his gaze flickering back to the smaller man as he waggled his pinky. ” – fifteenth time, and I haven’t gotten one yet.” Charles was a frat boy through and through, when he wanted something, he usually got it (especially when he flashed a dopey smile, that always had people spreading their legs, but apparently Milo was immune or some shit – but didn’t evolution take like a million years?)

Fuck Darwin – if it were true, then Milo wouldn’t have already had the ability to curb every single one of his advances (and attempts to slide into both his DM’s and his ass).

”Yeah, but I’d rather be the one doing the poking.” He couldn’t help but snicker (maturity laid latent within his body, beneath all the drugs and drinks and thoughts of should I start a dick pic portfolio), before watching each inky stroke of Milo’s pen – he wished he could draw dicks like that, but his usually came out looking like squashed chipotle burritos, too fat and short with all the white stuff at the top. Charlie definitely liked the idea of some rustic dragon curling around his side, all over him – it almost felt symbolic in a really 80’s cliché way – and since his brain was already on the dirty gutter to pound town, he hyperfocused on the chest aspect. ”So you’re a titties man?” A beat of silence – which was entirely too long. ”You can touch mine if you let me touch yours.”

Charlie lifted a brow at the flaming dick on his hand – his new son, obviously. He’d have to raise it, feed it porn, and cover it diligently in saran wrap to shower. ”Wow, I love him. What should we name our kid?” Porky, maybe. ”But the dragon sounds good, princess. So are we gonna get naked or should I take you to dinner first?” he quipped, ready to get the show on the road – and pretend that the needle was part of some kinky foreplay so that he didn’t have to worry about the pain of the procedure (or Milo potentially recreating Porky en mass). ”Kidding. Guess it’s still only me taking my clothes off, which is pretty unfair.” a seedy sigh.



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milogre shin
 Posted: Sep 29 2017, 09:26 AM
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wow proud parents already, amazing
milo should have known that not even the mentions of wrinkly grandmas could derail charlie from his depraved train of thought. he had to give it to charlie - his persistence was almost something to be admired, considering milo had shut him down at every turn. if he'd turn that persistence towards trying to get places other than in milo's pants, he probably could've been prime minister or something by now. "you'd have to pay me a lot more than you do if you want that kind of customer service." had it really been fifteen times already? that would explain how he was more or less desensitized to charlie's visits by now.

"well you need a license to poke in this shop, so that's too bad." just from listening to charlie ramble on and turn everything into some kind of innuendo, milo felt like he knew more about charlie's preferences than some of the people he'd actually dated. he wished he could forget half of the stuff he'd learned, but unfortunately, most of it had stuck with him - charlie seemed to have that effect. probably because he never shut up about it, and milo rolled his eyes as charlie proceeded to ruin milo's completely innocuous comment about his chest. "this isn't a negotiation - if you want the dragon, i'm touching your tits." milo was glad that no one had just walked in to hear that comment out of context, because it would have sounded like a bad pick-up line - he was already spending too much time around charlie.

"i don't care, and i'm not paying child support," he replied, though he was somewhat proud of his work, and hoped charlie would think to send him a picture of it later. getting up to find disinfectant and a razor - because of course he had to get through shaving charlie before he could put a needle to his skin, lucky him - milo sighed as well, though it was far less seedy and more done with everything. "just your shirt - keep the rest of your clothes on, or i'm calling the police."
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